P H N

I,

Hnes Onewb,

hereby swear to abandon all fear;




to question everything;




to trust in myself;




to honor those before me as I excel,




and to support those who follow as they ascend.




I swear that I will never accept another's standard for success,




as I set mine one measure higher.




When I am finished,




no one will ever fucking look at Odobenus scrofa the same way again.